by | April 4th, 2009
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be eight again” she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a
McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake .
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted .. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked “Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .. “I meant
my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t”
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he’s still
gonna get it wrong.
That’s really funny, now if only you’d put that joke as the answer to my question before I read it here, you probably would have got the 10 points!
Made me laugh
thats funny =] i know right men never get anything right most of the time
Brilliant!
why would you wont to be eight again
i love it!!!!
that was so sweet though
at least he was trying very hard to make her happy
very funny!!!
stupid
lol well at least he tired even though he got it wrong it was funny
that’s funny but been that its her birthday he though she was talking about her age, cant blame the man he was trying. Lol.
All the ladies think it funny….I think the man a hero and deserve praises
it would have been funnier if she actually meant that she would love to be “ate” again…….
Now I know there is a moral here somewhere, no she definitely said ‘ I want to be eight again ‘ so obviously its the man’s fault, she asks for something she can’t have anyway, and the man treats her as she asked so its definitely his fault, it would have served her right if he went out and bought her a size eight outfit and said you want to be size eight again well make yourself fit this, and she would have freaked, so the moral has got to be, give her fifty quid and tell her to get what she f(_)cking wants, and although you will still be in the wrong, she will have what she wanted because she bought it herself, problem sorted, well maybe……..lol
funny lol
!!!!
And here I thought she was just asking for oral sex…
Wonderful.